Okay so I realize that I had previously said that I was committed to writing on my blog regularly, but you must realize something: I lead and incredibly boring life. I work and sleep and that is literaly it! I talk on the phone with Victoria for like three hours! That is a ridicuously unhealthy amount of time to talk to one person...my response to anyone who may think that: Suck it. Anyways, the point is that if I did write on my blog regularly than it would be so dull that even I would fall asleep and that takes a lot!
So...since my last post I have gotten my hair cut
Gotten a Kate Spade purse and wallet
And joined the iPhone group...I resisted, but I mostly wanted to use my Kate Spade iPhone case!
Anywho, I promise to give a good update on the everchanging, odd life of Kayla in the near future!
Okay, let the rant begin. Why is it that every time an overweight person, a homeless person, or someone who isn't particularly pretty auditions for competition shows (i.e. The X Factor or America's Got Talent, both stupid shows might I add) the judges and audience acts so shocked, I mean incredibly wowed by their talent? I don't watch these shows, but every so often a video will show up on Yahoo or Comcast that captions "Inspirational Video!!" Let me tell you, it is not any more amazing to me to see a 400 pound person sing any more than it does to see a 100 pound person sing! Last time I checked, one's level of beauty does not measure one's ability to sing, or dance, or oh I don't know, succeed!!! Geez. People are idiots.
Alright, on a lighter note, Song of the Day:
It was on How I Met Your Mother so obviously I'm putting it up here! Granted it was on when Ted and Robin break up, which is like the worst because, let's face it, we all secretly wanted her to be the "mother" Don't pretend you weren't wishing it too!
I did it! I finished the bathroom! It only took me three weeks, but hey, I got it done! It is soooooo cute! Why should you trust me?? I have pictures!
The sink, with my Cranberry Harvest foam soap in honor of Fall!!
The shelves above the toilet with all my bath products lined up like a little boutique...and yes that box is filled with Lush products!
Little fleur de lis on every gray stripe!
My adorable pink ribbon flower towels!
Above the shower it says LE BAIN...
A closer look...
And the final product!
I am simply amazing.
Okay so Victoria and I are going on this fabulous trip to Ashland! We are staying in the cutest little bed and breakfast ever-the Historic Ashland Oregon Country Inn...the Ashland Mountain House!! It is so pretty...especially in the Fall...which is when we are going!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Okie dokie...Song of the Day:
Victoria and I love this song. However, we unfortunately discovered it in the movie Hope Springs. DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!! If you do see it you will understand my warning and you will have my annoying "I told you so," ringing in your ear. What you think is a heart attack is not. And what you think is an invasion of personal space, apparently, is not! Beware people of a world where old people doing gross things is considered a romantic comedy...beware.
Alright so when I made this blog I swore to myself that I would totally commit to it. I lied. I have, on several accounts, failed. So, in said case, I shall catch everything up.
Let's see...where did I leave off...Victoria-Utah, me-Western Oregon University, me-poor, blah, blah, blah...
Well...since my last post Victoria went to Utah, came back from Utah, I laughed, I cried, I became even more poor, I decided not to go to WOU, I moved back home, I got a job, I started painting the bathroom, I spent a large amount of money on candles that smell like bread, and have planned a fantastic trip to Ashland, where I will be meeting up with Victoria. Phew. If there were ever a time to quote Forrest Gump it would be now.
I am totally redoing our bathroom, which was brown...ugly tannish, brown...I am painting it gray and white stripes, with gold and pink accents...suck it HGTV. I will post pictures! Maybe. Give me a year. That's how long it should take me to take the pictures, load them into the computer, and put them up here. Hey. Don't judge.
Oh. I also got super obsessed with How I Met Your Mother. Which is awesome and sucky. Awesome because, well, it's an amazing show. The perfect Kayla-Victoria TV series. Why is it sucky, you ask...Well because...Victoria had this friend, let's call her...Todd Packer...no that's not it...I know: a cross breed between Todd Packer and Stanley Hudson...Stanley Packer. Yes. Anyways, so she had this friend, Stanley Packer, who also loves How I Met Your Mother...not a big deal, right? Wrong. Now if Victoria were ever to watch this amazing creation all she would think about would be "No Stanley! Barack is President! You are black!"...Oops. I meant, all she would think about is all the things Stanley Packer had previously said about How I Met Your Mother and it would put a complete downer on the amazingly funny awesomeness of it. So now I watch it and think about how much she would love it and telepathically scream at Stanley Packer for being such a...a...TOBY FLENDERSON!!! There I said it. Can't take it back. Stanley Packer is a big, stupid, idiotic, TV show ruiner, Toby Flenderson. I think that Michael Scott would understand. Okay. I'm done complaining. Maybe. Get back to me in about ten minutes.
Song of the day:
It was played during an episode of How I Met Your Mother and now I am required to buy the piano music for it. Oh, and in case Victoria is reading this right now, it was being played while Ted and a girl are dancing. Why is this important, you may be wondering...Well because. The girl is Emma, from Once Upon A Time. I hate Toby Flenderson. Toot-a-loo...
Yes I realize that I haven't written anything in forever, but what can I say?! I have some other priorities...
Now I am very "melancholy" (learned it in middle school and I thought I would reminisce) My very dear, wonderful friend Victoria is going away to Utah in two weeks and I want to cry!!!! It is awful! And not to mention the gift I am making her is very depressing and makes me want to cry!!!! It is really bad! Now we lived without each other when I moved so I am not worried, but it still makes me want to cry...sigh...
Wowza!! In the past week I have picked up Victoria in Ashland, Oregon, gone to Disneyland in LA, and moved out to start a job before school!!! Rollercoaster of emotions is quite the understatement. I promise to write a complete story on Disneyland, because it is a good one, but that shall wait for important photograph documentation. Currently I am at Victoria's house and moving to my grandparents house and then switching to my other grandparents house whenever I am working...joy. Well I am very much missing my family, but not trying to focus too much on it! Until I get those Disneyland pictures...
Yes I know, I know. I have been M.I.A ever since well before Bones season seven ended...a long time. However, I am determined to start up blogging again!!
So here's the sitch. Victoria and I are venturing to Disneyland all by our lonesome in ten days!!!!! What?! That's right I know you're jealous! So I am super jazzed for that.
I am also going to Sacramento tomorrow which will also kick butt! Lush here I come!!
Okay so I am watching Bones and there is a scene between Booth and Dr. Sweets. Sweets is totally doing his job and does what he always does to Booth: analyze. Well Booth has a total girl moment and at first it seemed quite normal, in his joking manner, but then he had a total PMS flip out and looked like he was going to kill Sweets. Watch your step Booth.
Any who, graduation is coming up and I am uber excited!!! Disneyland, here we come!!!! That's right, Victoria and I are driving to Disneyland by ourselves!! Woohoo! I will finally be able to ride Dumbo!! That of which, by the way, I did not get to ride on when we went the first time because my family said that the line was too long...lame.
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