How Wonderful Is The Word "Perplexity?"...

How comforting is it to know that after the worlds longest day of work you can curl up in a comfy chair, in an adorable pair of flannels, with a glass of milk and a piece of chocolate on hand, whilst watching "You've Got Mail?" Well I will tell you now...Very comforting. Life is exhausting! Why does it seem so incredibly difficult to enjoy such simple pleasures, like Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks falling in love on more than one occasion? I, for example, wake up before the crack of dawn, I work until past dinner time, and get up and do it all over again! And yet, when the work day is over and I can do what I please, my mind will not shut the heck up! So, here I sit, enjoying my pajamas, my milk, my chocolate, and my movie. I refuse to let all the concerns of the day spill into my night! I refuse to let 2014 suck! I refuse to listen to any ones crap and let it encroach into my already complicated life! Suck on that life. Happy New Year everyone!

I received a brand new television (yes I could say TV, but television sounds far more vintage and dapper) for Christmas and have not yet hooked up the cable box, so all I have currently is a cheap DVD player with a stop, pause, and play button. I recently finished watching Julie & Julia, which I've seen before, but now all I want to do is cook and look like Amy Adams. Now I can cook, but the odds of me ever resembling Amy Adams is less than none. Oh well, screw it!

Okay, until I get another wind of inspiration, so long blogesphere.

Miss Kayla's List of Trashy Things...

So if I were to write all of the things I find less than proper and classy then this post would go on for days, but I'll pick a few and maybe add some more later! This was inspired by something I saw at Safeway yesterday. First on the list is what occurred in the supermarket to my dismay!

1. Drinking a beer and yelling "which ice cream should we get him?!" Whilst doing your grocery shopping. Let me tell you right now, if you are drinking beer at the grocery store than you have a serious etiquette problem and most likely a drinking problem...yes I'm judging you.

2. Playing with toys at the store if you are over the age of 10...I am specifically referring to those giant bouncy balls in the huge metal bins. If you are 15 and playing with them you are a loser...if you are 40 then you are a loser and trash.

3. All fashion trends of young girls. No, believe it or not I don't want to see your derrière hanging out of your shorts/skirt/dress and no I don't want to see ninety percent of your boobs sticking out from your top. Cover it up ladies.

3. Different colored roots and or multi colored hair. If your natural color is starting to come back through your roots it's time to dye it again. Yes, we notice. If you have blonde hair with brown and black streaks or any version of such you automatically look like a druggie. Pick a color people.

4. Smoking. I don't even think it needs explanation.

5. Using *cough, cough* choice words. You sound disgusting! Buy yourself some soap and wash out that mouth of yours!

Okay, there's five, I have plenty more, but this shall do for now! Tata for now my friends!

Gettin' My Nails Did...

So my mama really needed a pedicure and I'm never one to pass up a pedi! We always go to this junkie little place ran by some really rude Asians...I'm Asian so it's all good, but oh my gosh these people pretty much bark at you to pick a color and then they proceed to ignore you while talking (yelling) to their family members in a different language!!!!! Wtflip?! On the flip side, they do a pretty good job for cheap! Good enough for me! I may spend a fortune on my hair, but my nasty toes don't deserve such treatment! Au revoir lovely's!

Bang!...

So I got bangs...yay? No. Not yay. The complete and total opposite of yay in fact...

I went to my favorite salon ready for an amazing haircut because if I'm going to pay forty bucks plus a tip I expect amazingness. They always do a good job...ALWAYS!!!! So what the flip happened?! I got a newer hair stylist, my usual one moved. So I really wanted Zooey Deschanel bangs! I have basically the same hair type, just not as long! Plus, my hair is about as close as I'm going to get to looking anything like Zooey Deschanel because I am well Asian. So basically I have very few options in looking like Miss Deschanel.

I showed my stylist, who was very nice and did a fantastic job on my trim, a picture:

I then said I wanted long bangs, below my eyebrows, full, and not blunt. I told her I want them to be very flirty rather than modern looking fringe crap (not in that exact context, I swear I wasn't rude!) and I wanted pieces on the sides that are shorter than my actual hair, but quite a bit longer than the bangs. So she said "okay no problem, I'll cut them at your eyes and then you can show me how much shorter you want from there!" Perfect, I think, great plan.

Well apparently we just screwed the plan because she did no such thing. She just went for it. The results?

Short, man, mullet bangs. MULLET BANGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wtflip?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate them!!!! I almost cried! What to do, what to do??!!! She cut too much on the sides to pin them up, too short to put a headband over, too short and weird to leave down, I have no options. These are no where near Zooey Deschanel bangs. I am thouroughly upset about my hair!!! I suppose I'll have to wait until they grow. Joy. Perfect for the girl who's hair grows at a slugs pace. Oy with the poodles already.

Well, in honor of my hair idol, for our song of the day:

I love this song and learned it on the ukulele, so at the very least I can play the same instrument as her.

Oh Hair...

So, as far as my hair goes, it's pretty good. It's thick and healthy, however, I am so bored with it!!!! Why don't you get it cut then Kayla?? Well because, my hair grows at the pace of a snail. I have been trying to grow it out for years!!! I get bored with my hair and cut it and then I wish it were long!! I also have a habit of getting bangs, which I'm debating right now, and then I end up hating them...and why shouldn't I?! Bangs are so much work and 8 out of 10 times you have to pin them back because of how crappy they look!!! Does this rant at all change my mind?? Nope. I still think I need bangs! Why? Because I am a girl and girls get bad haircuts that don't seem bad until after you get them. Oh well...I suppose I shall put up a picture if I end up getting bangs, otherwise so long for now!

So I can't put a video on here from my blogger app so a picture will have to take place of the song I wanted to put up!!

My handsome devil of a cat!

And Then There Were Two...

So I made another blog! Yahoo! It is called Cupcakes! & Cookies! & Cakes! Oh My! Which is my blog solely devoted to my baking obsession!! Check it out my dears! cupcakescookiescakesohmy.blogspot.com

Wowza...

So...it's been a while, surprise, surprise! We have been in the process of moving house which took two months!!! That's right two months of suitcases and hotels my friends!! We are finally in the new house and I am so glad! I have my own bathroom, hoorah for that!! Trying to unpack, but I've got a lot of crap so... My mom and I are making a trip to Sacramento for some good old Ikea awesomeness!!!!! Yes please! So once I get a bookshelf, I got rid of mine, then unpacking will be much easier!! Anywho! I'm typing this on my phone so until these hands can get to a normal size keyboard, ta ta for now my dears!

I'm Back...Again...

Okay so I realize that I had previously said that I was committed to writing on my blog regularly, but you must realize something: I lead and incredibly boring life. I work and sleep and that is literaly it! I talk on the phone with Victoria for like three hours!  That is a ridicuously unhealthy amount of time to talk to one person...my response to anyone who may think that: Suck it.  Anyways, the point is that if I did write on my blog regularly than it would be so dull that even I would fall asleep and that takes a lot!

So...since my last post I have gotten my hair cut

Gotten a Kate Spade purse and wallet

And joined the iPhone group...I resisted, but I mostly wanted to use my Kate Spade iPhone case!

Anywho, I promise to give a good update on the everchanging, odd life of Kayla in the near future!

Holy Crap...

Ashland. Is. AWESOME.

Really...

My copier doesn't work. That really sucks.

Anyways I  have nothing much to say today, but I felt like I should post something, so yeah.

Doing laundry.

Song of the Day:

I posted this already, last New Year's, but it's so amazing that I'm doing it again!