Oh Doris...

I am incredibly sorry for not posting since, well who knows when?!  I have been busy with other things...sometimes blogging is one of those things that just seems to be a lot of work.

Anyways...I am supposed to drive to Oregon to see Victoria tomorrow, but the freaking weather is screwing that up!  It is in record highs all over the US except the North West!  So if Mother Nature decides to screw me over tomorrow, I will cry.

All the while I am getting ready just in case.  I have packed more than enough clothes and many accessories, ooh I just remembered that I have to pack shoes!  I have map-quested and I am currently trying to find some road trip music.  Drum roll...I am so far going with Ms. Doris Day!  48 songs for 5.99 sounds like a good deal to me!

Let's talk Bones.  Baby Booth/Bones( seriously?! Just get married for heaven's sake!) is going to arrive very soon!!!!  I cannot wait until the episode airs!

The Office...goodbye Robert California, no one likes your ugly face!

Hmm what else?

Aah, Song of the Day:

I absolutely adore Tangled!

WHAT?!

DID MARY AND MATHEW JUST KISS?  YES, THEY DID! SUCK IT LAVINIA!

I Will Bear Three Girls, All With Strawberry Curls...

Have you ever listened a song that makes you think: Oh if only my life was like that...?  Well unfortunately I have currently experienced this.  So with that said, here is today's Song of the Day:

The part that I long for is the very beginning as a lobster man's wife with three girls with strawberry curls.  The strawberry curls thing has always been a wish of mine, but unfortunately I am Asian, tan, and dark haired so the chances of having kids with strawberry hair is very unlikely...

Oh well, Ta ta for now...

Dwight's Rights...

To begin I would just like to say that this is probably the first time in a long while that I found The Office hilarious.  Let's just admit it people, ever since Steve Carrell left, The Office just isn't that funny.  It's sad, but true...

Second off, if you didn't already know that the baby was Dwight's, well...I don't even know what to say,  grow a brain, I guess?

Any who, I am highly anticipating Sunday.  Why, you may ask, well because people...it can only be one thing, Downton Abbey! Woooohoooo!!

Okay, nothing exciting for today I guess, so see you all...

Song of the Day:

In honor of my true heroes...

Things In Heaven...

I had a thought the other day and while most of my thoughts are consumed with Downton Abbey currently, this thought was a tad different...

So without further ado:

Things That Better Be In Heaven When I Get There

1. Michael Buble, David Boreanaz, John Krasinski, etc....all minus wives
2. An endless amount of Downton Abbey where William suddenly comes back to life and Daisy loves him.
3. Shoes...free, designer, beautiful shoes.
4. No leg or armpit hair.
5. No Aunt Flo...Ladies, you know what I'm talking about.
6. Martha Stewart
7. Glitter
8. Rain Wilson in the role of Dwight Shrute, along with John Krasinski as Jim, following me around everywhere.
9. Add Steve Carrell to #8
10. Gilmore Girls picked up from season 3, maybe 4, done way better and Lorelai ends up preggers with Luke and Rory marries Jess, who isn't a jerk.
11. Did I say a never ending Downton Abbey already?
12. An Office that still has Steve Carrell in it.
13. Lush.
14. Dr. Phil...I won't try to explain...
15. More Downton Abbey

So there you have it...and if none of these things appear when I die, I will be thoroughly disappointed.

Song of the Day:

What can I say? I am obsessed!

Skype With One Victoria Gariepy...

I am currently writing a post about Victoria Gariepy while Skyping with Victoria Gariepy...what the heck, I am awesome.

Now while I should probably be writing my English paper about repression(fun, right? No.)  I would much rather talk to my best friend in the whole entire world. Slacker, procrastinator, time-waster?  No.  I am just completely devoted to the coolest person in the world!

I am also speaking to Max...Victoria's brother, which makes him automatically awesome...besides the fact that he is an extremely cute baby...

Okay, I have nothing left to say and have lost interest in typing so therefore,

British Accents, Boys, & Downton Abbey...

Let me begin by telling you all that my good friend Victoria has turned me onto watching Downton Abbey.  It is amazing.  Now considering I take TV very seriously says a lot. 

Next I must say that boys are...well...let's face it, great! 

Finally when one combines the Downton Abbey with boys the result is boys with British accents.  Must I explain?

Any guy with a British accent has at least a smidgen of hotness, simply because of the accent.  Now Victoria had quite a good example of this:  if a really nerdy guy was from America he probably wouldn't be very attractive, but stick a British accent on him and he's suddenly kind of hot...

Anyways that is all I have to say today...

Song of the Day

Redbox...

I absolutely love Redbox.  The ability to rent movies for a dollar is kind of awesome.  The problem?  I always end up renting the maximum amount of movies allowed- 3 or 5 depending upon your member status- which leads me to the epitome of my rant:  No one has time to watch three movies in one night!  Now most of you would say, "Why not watch some during the day?", well, because, watching movies during the day is simply not the same as watching them at night.  So anyways, I choose three movies, those of which I have been wanting to watch equally, leaving me at least six hours of movie watching to do.  Now unless I stay up until three in the morning I couldn't possibly watch all three!  So in my current rut I have come up with two solutions: 1. I could choose only one or two movies that seem appealing and leave the rest for my brothers or, 2. Redbox should give dollar rentals for two nights!  Is this so difficult I ask!  I think that in doing so Redbox would get even more renters...

Aaahhh the difficulties of wasting time...

goodbye,

Hey, give it a chance...

Hmm...

It is currently around midnight...I should be sleeping, but I would much rather be sitting in bed with Gilmore Girls in the background and messing around on my computer...this. is. my. life.

I haven't been on lately, but I must say, I have absolutely nothing to talk about!  The amount of people looking at my blog is quite limited and I am pretty sure the anount of people actually reading is close to one person...Victoria...and no one else!  However, I will continue to pretend that people enjoy my witty rants and my endless complaints about life.

video...my favorite one...

and song of the day:

There ya go!

Worst Day Ever...

It isn't even nine yet...

I think that that is information enough...

Not even this is cheering me up...and it's Michael...dancing...in fake snow...in an ugly suit...if anyone knows me they would understand that this is what makes my day...it didn't...